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Comment by KariGrant on January 5, 2018 at 9:01pm

You can't see it, but he has the paws that refresh us.

Comment by AKAAB on January 5, 2018 at 8:01pm

Do you take it up the iOS?

Comment by AKAAB on January 5, 2018 at 8:00pm

Bitch stole my look!

Comment by Scrunt on January 5, 2018 at 6:05pm

"For sending messages, before I got this iPhone, I used to use a Black Bear, me."

Comment by Scrunt on January 5, 2018 at 5:05pm

“Bear hugs are free, but if you want me to go digging deep into your honey pot, it’ll cost you.”

Comment by Scrunt on January 5, 2018 at 5:05pm

“And my wife’s like, 'Why do you need a new iPhone?’  And I’m like, ‘Cuz it’s a bear necessity, bitch!’  And that’s why she kicked me out of the cave.”

Comment by Scrunt on January 5, 2018 at 5:02pm

“We used to be conjoined twins joined at the dick.  And then one day puberty happened as we were watching Porky’s and, long story short, now we’re separated and neither of us have one.”

Comment by Scrunt on January 5, 2018 at 5:02pm

“I’m gonna do it in your mouth if you ask me where we shit one more time.”

Comment by Scrunt on January 5, 2018 at 5:02pm

“Actually, we’re identical cousins, like those Patty Duke chicks.”

Comment by Scrunt on January 5, 2018 at 5:01pm

“Watch what you say.  This is Chicago Bears territory you Green Bay Fudge Packer!”

Comment by Whiz Kid on January 5, 2018 at 4:39pm

Now even our health exams match. Its easy.

Comment by Whiz Kid on January 5, 2018 at 4:34pm

They swear they are not into bears

Comment by Whiz Kid on January 5, 2018 at 4:31pm

Life before Double Dragon

Comment by Iverneil on January 5, 2018 at 3:11pm

I did say wild sex, but not like this.

Comment by Iverneil on January 5, 2018 at 3:08pm

Can’t help you kid, I bearly know ya!

Comment by Iverneil on January 5, 2018 at 3:07pm

It’s kind of like a heavy petting Zoo

Comment by 38chrysler on January 5, 2018 at 9:33am

We were hoping to meet some hot girls in our Yogi Class...

Comment by Mario!!! on January 5, 2018 at 8:26am

The Un-bearable Lightness of Being

Comment by Mario!!! on January 5, 2018 at 8:23am

"$50, same as in the woods."

Comment by Mervin97 on January 5, 2018 at 5:32am

"This is your idea of witness protection?"

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