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You can't see it, but he has the paws that refresh us.
Do you take it up the iOS?
Bitch stole my look!
"For sending messages, before I got this iPhone, I used to use a Black Bear, me."
“Bear hugs are free, but if you want me to go digging deep into your honey pot, it’ll cost you.”
“And my wife’s like, 'Why do you need a new iPhone?’ And I’m like, ‘Cuz it’s a bear necessity, bitch!’ And that’s why she kicked me out of the cave.”
“We used to be conjoined twins joined at the dick. And then one day puberty happened as we were watching Porky’s and, long story short, now we’re separated and neither of us have one.”
“I’m gonna do it in your mouth if you ask me where we shit one more time.”
“Actually, we’re identical cousins, like those Patty Duke chicks.”
“Watch what you say. This is Chicago Bears territory you Green Bay Fudge Packer!”
Now even our health exams match. Its easy.
They swear they are not into bears
Life before Double Dragon
I did say wild sex, but not like this.
Can’t help you kid, I bearly know ya!
It’s kind of like a heavy petting Zoo
We were hoping to meet some hot girls in our Yogi Class...
The Un-bearable Lightness of Being
"$50, same as in the woods."
"This is your idea of witness protection?"
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