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"This pasta dish pairs well with a good stiff drink."
Rigatoni Mortis
my noodle looks much bigger when it is warm
Elsa always heard it would take a stiff noodle to fertilize one of her eggs.
Dining al freezco
“I could use a stiff drink.”
Went to take a whiz and now he’s stuck to the ground by a pillar of frozen urine.
“There’s beer in the fridge if you need something to warm you up a bit.”
That’s using the old noodle… to hold up your fork. But I still don’t get the yolk.
North Korean cuisine leaves me cold.
Let that be a lesson for all the food in the house that might try to escape too.
It's snow picnic!
Frosty the snowman has to eat too you know.
It took a minute but I get it now, egg noodles.
They call this lunch in Siberia.
“Waiter, forget the knife and bring me an ice pick!”
Screw the South Beach one; you’ll lose way more weight on the North Pole diet!
“On second thought, maybe we should eat inside.”
What’s REALLY fucked up is that this picture was taken on Maui in April!
Food For Thaw
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