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BONUS CAPCON 2017

Honorable Mentions:

Ok now the paparazzi have gone too far. - Mervin97

if you want your son to be a real man, show him burt reynolds movies in utero. - mellowpuma

"I thought you said that alien probed you anally?" - VomitFlop

He is the most interesting fetus in the world. - Scrunt

The piano is going to be a bitch during delivery - Bill Staples

Bronze:

Fetal Attraction - MacSpruce

Silver:

"See dad, I told you I was still a virgin!" - Scrunt

Gold:

Sonogram of God - VomitFlop

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Comment by JJJ23 on September 5, 2017 at 12:26am

Couldn't ya find a better picture? Aye, there's always Plan B.

Comment by MacSpruce on September 4, 2017 at 8:43pm

Fetal Attraction

Comment by Iverneil on September 3, 2017 at 6:47pm

Get out of here asshole, they said ultrasound

Comment by MacSpruce on September 2, 2017 at 10:51pm

Doggonit, Maggie, you're supposed to welcome Jesus into your heart, not your... you know. 

Comment by JJJ23 on August 28, 2017 at 7:59pm

Mr. Madden, I don't know how you got in here but that's clearly not a fumble. And please stop saying boom, you're scaring the patient.

Comment by MadAdam on August 28, 2017 at 5:08am

There's his head, and there are his feet and over here on piano, Mr. Dick Hymen.

Comment by MadAdam on August 28, 2017 at 5:05am

Holy Shit! That's Nic Cage! Nobody put's baby in a ConAir!!!

Comment by Ian on August 28, 2017 at 4:50am

"Marty. Y'know what we got here? Motherfuckin' Charlie Bronson. Mr. Majestyk."

Comment by Ian on August 28, 2017 at 4:44am

"The power of me compels you!  The power of me compels you!"

Comment by Ian on August 28, 2017 at 4:39am

Your own, personal, Jesus

Comment by Ian on August 28, 2017 at 4:37am

Baby Sings the Blues

Comment by Rotwang on August 27, 2017 at 4:43pm

♫ And she's climbing the stairway to C-section. ♫

Comment by Rotwang on August 27, 2017 at 4:33pm

We're going to name her Yoko. 

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 27, 2017 at 9:48am

Waldo?!?!?!?!?

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 27, 2017 at 9:46am

A womb with a view.

Comment by Ian on August 27, 2017 at 3:36am
Comment by Bill Staples on August 25, 2017 at 10:16pm
At least it's not a full orchestra
Comment by Bill Staples on August 25, 2017 at 10:14pm
Welcome to the Vagina Lounge
Comment by Bill Staples on August 25, 2017 at 10:13pm
The piano is going to be a bitch during delivery
Comment by Bill Staples on August 25, 2017 at 10:10pm
Chuckie Sings The Blues

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