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Last night he ate Indian and this morning his stools are on fire.
"Because it feels so good when I stop."
He's dealing with the situation asbestos he can.
He didn't get an award for his Border Patrol costume but he did win 1st Place as the best Michael Jackson Impersonator...
Election day can't come soon enough.
"Battering rams? We don't need no stinking battering rams!"
Josh always had a burning desire to get a head.
This is an odd cure for constipation.
This Preparation H commercial would make a lot more sense if the fire was coming out his ass.
“I told you pepper spray was flammable.”
“To catch an arsonist, you have to think like an arsonist!”
“Officer Mitchell, you’re fired!”
Needless to say, Johnny Blaze didn’t last long on the Bomb Squad.
“I SAID FREEZE!”
Some head bangers like soft rock.
Barry Boyle was known around the office as, "Flamed Boyled."
After breaking two slabs of flaming concrete with his noggin, Bob politely excused himself and dialed 911.
I like the Flaming Lips way better than the Flaming Foreheads.
Hot headed showoff.
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