Indictable Mentions: "If those assholes can steal an election, then I can steal whatever the hell this thing is." - VomitFlop Charge of The Not So Bright Brigade - Gerhardguffaw A Capitol Offense - Scrunt Bronze: "Look Ma, no hand sanitizer!" - Mario!!! Silver: No reason to be proud, boys. - MacSpruce Gold: n one glorious moment he was able to procure both the podium and the odium for h…