Share 'Reasons the Styx & Foreigners' Tour Buses burst into flames'
They were trying to kill ants with a magnifying glass.
Too many damn Foreigners.
Somebody rubbed two Styx together.
They was a'smokin' in bed.
Two words: Hot Licks.
Too many pocket rockets.
Both bands were "lit."
Their bifocals ignited the crossword puzzle book.
Hot chicks on board.
They were Hot Blooded.
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