Oklahoma City, OK
I'm gonna chime in along with the others about "Nostrildamus". It's gonna be very tough to top. Well played!
Mar 13, 2017
Thank you, Kari!
My orange cap didn't even get a mention!! awww :(
Mar 15, 2017
"I win GOLD! I win GOLD!!!"
Mar 20, 2017
Thanks, Christie deserves every bit of ridicule he receives.
Jul 23, 2017
Thanks, Kari! I've been waiting a long time to use that caption and, finally, along came the perfect pic!
Aug 2, 2017
TWO LIPS! You beat me to it I noticed. At least I took another angle of attack, sort of.
Aug 7, 2017
Oh, you got robbed on "Salmon Chanted Evening". I mean, "Time Share" was great but "Salmon" was truly inspired. In my opinion, one of the all time greats.
Sep 1, 2017
Sep 16, 2017
Thanks for the good words KG:)
Oct 9, 2017
Oh I'll read it then. I write screenplays too. I mean, just for fun, since they're impossible to actual sell or get one made. The WGA is a waste of money. the LOC is all you need. I have a set of 8 shorts and 1 feature length in the LOC. I'm going to some more in soon. But it's irrelevant since they'll never get sold. Anyway, I'll read your stuff this week,
Oct 28, 2017
Thank you kindly! I'm almost certain somebody else would've stumbled into it eventually if I hadn't.
Nov 5, 2017
Thanks K.G. I see you're still killin it. I don't know if you noticed it but when I posted about TDM I mentioned that I had been to the Wayback Machine page and found a lot of the old FOD pages which included a lot of your stuff. You should check it out. Your old profile page is there too.
Nov 11, 2017
good set, but where's the typing?
Nov 13, 2017
8-crack tapes... that's a winner!!!
Jan 1, 2018
fore-wrist fires. you're killing it.
Concur with mellowpuma. "Fore wrist fires" is as fantastic as Johnny Storm himself!
Jan 2, 2018
"FOILED AGAIN" is a winner!!!
Jan 23, 2018
I can hear Weird Al singing 'Felines'!!
Feb 5, 2018
Thanks for the comments, Kari. You've been putting up some pretty good stuff lately as well. "The glasses didn't help" is hilarious!
Feb 23, 2018
"...sitting in her own pew." Very nice!!!!
Mar 6, 2018
Thanks KG:) You've been posting a lot of GOLD yourself recently. Inglorious Pastors sure is brilliant!!!
Mar 7, 2018
Honestly was back & forth on posting that, so thanks! Concur with Mario about Inglorious Pastors, by the way.
Mar 9, 2018
I wonder if anyone has ever said "Thanks vomit!" in any place other than here... Out of context it's quite funny to hear that phrase.
Venomison is great! Glad to be back...will try to contribute to the shenanigans more often.
Apr 20, 2018
"Royal who can't hold his licker" PURE COMIC GENIUS
May 22, 2018
Your Blog spawned a duplicate sequel it appears. Maybe you could delete one so we know which to comment on!!! THANKS KG
Jul 18, 2018
Thanks Kari for the comme.... hey whats that buzzing sound?... RUN!!!!!
Aug 9, 2018
Thanks! A little bit of the ol' creative liberty was taken with that one.
Thank you so much, it was the first thing that popped in my head and Bubble Boy is one of my favorite Seinfeld episodes.
Aug 15, 2018
Thanks Kari!! Always enjoy yours!!
Aug 20, 2018
"Give me back my egg" is very funny.
Oct 5, 2018
"Dingleberry Finn" is incredibly hilarious! An instant LOL
Oct 15, 2018
Thanks Kari!... did the rest give up and give you the Trophy yet?
Oct 26, 2018
You Were Robbed!... You are definitely the funniest girl here! ...oh, wait... you are the only girl here.. ;-( ...You Funny Anyway... tell your hubby I'm jealous.
...seems we're in the same boat... my dog died, roof leaks and I don't have a hubby either... maybe we should get together and at least have a laugh or two, even if it's only when we accidentally see each other naked.... ;-)
Oct 28, 2018
The Last Stuper... good one!
Nov 11, 2018
... now we know where Skittles come from... LOL at your cat..
Nov 22, 2018
Thanks for the comment on my Gold, but frankly I don't remember sending you a picture of my new tooth...
Kudos to YOU Too! ...and have a Happy Holidays!
Dec 6, 2018
...you think my "pothole" was disgusting you should see my pot belly... ;-) Love You Too! ...Hope you had a Great Holiday... Smashing Punkins= GOLD!
Jan 3, 2019
Thanks, K! I wonder if aliens from Uranus are called Hemorrhoids?
Mar 4, 2019
Mar 13, 2019
Thanks a bunch! Appreciate it.
Mar 17, 2019
Hahaha!! Your shitheads cap is amazing! I damn near posted something similar where they all get called out for being the shitheads that they are. Love how cutting & to the point it is!
Apr 18, 2019
Thanks, Kari. I'm sure tDM himself would have gotten a kick out of it.
And I see you've broken into the top 10. Nice going!
Apr 19, 2019
Haha right after my cap, AKAAB capped "Thine right eye offends me..."
Clearly he didn't look up my reference! I beat him to it,
Apr 28, 2019
Sorry Kari, we changed the capcon picture!
May 11, 2019
"A floral-boring Alice" you're infringing on my territory. The wordplay god 'round these parts.
May 15, 2019
Thanks! That whole movie & the actress in particular reek of horrible bullshit. She acts like a living breathing sentient focus group at times & it's really odd. Especially in some interviews where you can see other people reacting to her eccentricities in real time.
Really don't know why I initially just saw them all standing outside a box office, but I did. And after I googled what it is, I decided to post anyway, because fuck it. Why not?
May 24, 2019