KariGrant

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Oklahoma City, OK

United States

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  • VomitFlop

    I'm gonna chime in along with the others about "Nostrildamus". It's gonna be very tough to top. Well played!

  • MacSpruce

    Thank you, Kari!

  • Rotwang

    My orange cap didn't even get a mention!! awww :(

  • Rotwang

    "I win GOLD! I win GOLD!!!"

  • JJJ23

    Thanks, Christie deserves every bit of ridicule he receives.

  • Gerhardguffaw

    Thanks, Kari!  I've been waiting a long time to use that caption and, finally, along came the perfect pic!

  • Ian

    TWO LIPS!  You beat me to it I noticed.  At least I took another angle of attack, sort of.

  • MadAdam

    Oh, you got robbed on "Salmon Chanted Evening". I mean, "Time Share" was great but "Salmon" was truly inspired. In my opinion, one of the all time greats.

  • Gerhardguffaw

    Thanks, Kari!

  • Mario!!!

    Thanks for the good words KG:)

  • Rotwang

    Oh I'll read it then. I write screenplays too.  I mean, just for fun, since they're impossible to actual sell or get one made.  The WGA is a waste of money. the LOC is all you need.  I have a set of 8 shorts and 1 feature length in the LOC.  I'm going to some more in soon.  But it's irrelevant since they'll never get sold. Anyway, I'll read your stuff this week,

    rw

  • VomitFlop

    Thank you kindly! I'm almost certain somebody else would've stumbled into it eventually if I hadn't.

  • MadAdam

    Thanks K.G. I see you're still killin it. I don't know if you noticed it but when I posted about TDM I mentioned that I had been to the Wayback Machine page and found a lot of the old FOD pages which included a lot of your stuff. You should check it out. Your old profile page is there too. 

  • mellowpuma

    good set, but where's the typing?

  • Gerhardguffaw

    8-crack tapes... that's a winner!!!

  • mellowpuma

    fore-wrist fires.  you're killing it.

  • VomitFlop

    Concur with mellowpuma. "Fore wrist fires" is as fantastic as Johnny Storm himself!

  • Mario!!!

    "FOILED AGAIN" is a winner!!!

  • Ian

    I can hear Weird Al singing 'Felines'!!

  • MacSpruce

    Thanks for the comments, Kari. You've been putting up some pretty good stuff lately as well. "The glasses didn't help" is hilarious!

  • Ian

    "...sitting in her own pew."   Very nice!!!!

  • Mario!!!

    Thanks KG:)  You've been posting a lot of GOLD yourself recently.  Inglorious Pastors sure is brilliant!!!

  • VomitFlop

    Honestly was back & forth on posting that, so thanks! Concur with Mario about Inglorious Pastors, by the way.

  • Ian

    I wonder if anyone has ever said "Thanks vomit!" in any place other than here...  Out of context it's quite funny to hear that phrase.

  • Jams3kds

    Venomison is great! Glad to be back...will try to contribute to the shenanigans more often. 

  • Comedy Whirled

    "Royal who can't hold his licker"  PURE COMIC GENIUS

  • Comedy Whirled

    Your Blog spawned a duplicate sequel it appears.  Maybe you could delete one so we know which to comment on!!!  THANKS KG

  • 38chrysler

    Thanks Kari for the comme.... hey whats that buzzing sound?... RUN!!!!!

  • VomitFlop

    Thanks! A little bit of the ol' creative liberty was taken with that one.

  • Mervin97

    Thank you so much, it was the first thing that popped in my head and Bubble Boy is one of my favorite Seinfeld episodes.

  • Iverneil

    Thanks Kari!! Always enjoy yours!!

  • Ian

    "Give me back my egg" is very funny.

  • VomitFlop

    "Dingleberry Finn" is incredibly hilarious! An instant LOL

  • 38chrysler

    Thanks Kari!... did the rest give up and give you the Trophy yet?

  • 38chrysler

    You Were Robbed!... You are definitely the funniest girl here! ...oh, wait... you are the only girl here.. ;-(  ...You Funny Anyway... tell your hubby I'm jealous.

  • 38chrysler

    ...seems we're in the same boat... my dog died, roof leaks and I don't have a hubby either... maybe we should get together and at least have a laugh or two, even if it's only when we accidentally see each other naked.... ;-)

  • Gerhardguffaw

    The Last Stuper... good one!

  • MacSpruce

    Thanks, Kari! 

  • 38chrysler

    ... now we know where Skittles come from... LOL at your cat..

  • 38chrysler

    Thanks for the comment on my Gold, but frankly I don't remember sending you a picture of my new tooth...

    Kudos to YOU Too! ...and have a Happy Holidays!

  • 38chrysler

    ...you think my "pothole" was disgusting you should see my pot belly... ;-)  Love You Too! ...Hope you had a Great Holiday... Smashing Punkins= GOLD!

  • Gerhardguffaw

    Thanks, K!  I wonder if aliens from Uranus are called Hemorrhoids?

  • Mario!!!

    Thanks KG:)

  • VomitFlop

    Thanks a bunch! Appreciate it.

  • VomitFlop

    Hahaha!! Your shitheads cap is amazing! I damn near posted something similar where they all get called out for being the shitheads that they are. Love how cutting & to the point it is!

  • MacSpruce

    Thanks, Kari. I'm sure tDM himself would have gotten a kick out of it. 

    And I see you've broken into the top 10. Nice going!

  • Rotwang

    Haha right after my cap, AKAAB capped "Thine right eye offends me..."

    Clearly he didn't look up my reference!  I beat him to it,

    Thanks Kari!

  • Comedy Whirled

    Sorry Kari, we changed the capcon picture!

  • Rotwang

    "A floral-boring Alice" you're infringing on my territory. The wordplay god 'round these parts.

  • VomitFlop

    Thanks! That whole movie & the actress in particular reek of horrible bullshit. She acts like a living breathing sentient focus group at times & it's really odd. Especially in some interviews where you can see other people reacting to her eccentricities in real time.

    Really don't know why I initially just saw them all standing outside a box office, but I did. And after I googled what it is, I decided to post anyway, because fuck it. Why not?