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TOP TEN GROUPS THAT ARE OUT OF COMMISSION...THIS ONE!
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Buttermilk Oct. 22, 2012
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Latest Activity: Oct 22, 2012
TOP TEN GAMES CHARLIE SHEEN COULD WIN (OR LOSE) AT:
GOLDEN LETTERMANS for overall excellence:
GISELE NOEL & SLANT
Favourite Gisele Zingers:
"Whose Line is it anyway"
Favourite Slant Snorters:
"Crack, Rock, paper, scissors"
"Joker's Wild" (Slant)
Best supporting Silver:
"(Nose) Candy Land" (MacSpruce)
Shared Bronze for Best Visuals:
"Dodge-Charlie's Balls" (John Slaney)
"Peuchre" (Rodney Dean)
Top Impression of Sheen losing at Monopoly:
"Charlie, you owe me $9000 dollars..."
"You haven't bought a single property..."
(Rebellious by Nature)
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ENSEMBLE CAST:
The members of Top Ten!
THE TOP TEN REASONS THEY'LL NEVER FIND THE BODY: "I should note that -- although the picture does indeed depict Bugs being fitted for some cement shoes -- the list is open-ended and DOES NOT have to revolve around Bugs Bunny or any other Warner Bros. property for that matter. ANY BODY ANY REASON." Have fun. John (Slaney} Please post your results by Wednesday, April 6th if possible. Continue
Started by Buttermilk. Last reply by Van Full of Candy Apr 6, 2011.
LETTERMAN AWARD FOR OVERALL EXCELLENCE:CHUCKLING & DONAIRS CHUCKLING'S FUNNIEST LINES:"I was in a Chilean mine. That's why I missed your call.""Sorry...I'm in the Jehovah Witness program." DONAIRS' FUNNIEST LINES:"Sorry I'm late, had trouble finding a reason to live this morning.""Yes I can explain the numbers. That's a receipt for my dignity & I wrote it off as a business expense." BEST BAWDY MAKEUP: "No, I have no idea what happened to my underwear. I was probably abducted by aliens which would explain why my anus is so swollen in case you were wondering about that too." ( BUBBLICIOUS) GOLDEN HANDSHAKE AWARDS: "Let me check the list. Nope, still got seniority over you." (LL BEIN) "I didn't think my efforts were critical for the boss getting a raise." (GERHARD GUFFAW) TOP PERFORMANCE BY AN INGENUE (NEW MEMBER) IN A DOCUMENTARY:"My cat was in labour, so I had to drown her before there were too many." …Continue
Started by Buttermilk. Last reply by theDIRTYmidget.© Mar 23, 2011.
TOP TEN LIES THROUGHOUT THE AGES & THE PEOPLE WHO TOLD THEM 1. "BFF's forever! Right, Jesus?" (Judas Iscariot)2. "What axe?" (Lizzy Borden)3. "I'm all man!" Chaz Bono4. "I'm not blaming anyone." (Adolph Hitler)5. "Trust me!" (Bernie Madoff)6. "Anyone whose cell phone goes off in a crowded theatre deserves to be shot." (John Wilkes Booth)7. "Marshmallows at midnight" (KKK)8. " I believe make-up should be understated" Tammy Faye Baker9. "Guns don't kill people, people kill people" (Al Quaida)10. "Would I lie to you?" (Liars) Continue
Started by Buttermilk. Last reply by Ian Aug 8, 2012.
Top Ten Failed McDonald's Menu Item Ideas10. McHair Pie 9. The McCauley (I would not eat it home alone) 8. McGristle 7. The McCartney (made with dead beetles: available only in England) 6. Happy Ending meal 5. The Mcyeast ball (with or without special sauce) 4. The McIntosh (delicious byte sized chips) 3. The McPancreas 2. The MCHammer (you can’t touch this)and the number one failed McDonald's Menu Item Idea 1. The McLovin Continue
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