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Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on January 22, 2012 at 11:42pm

Did you hear about the lesbian cows?  
They were queer for each udder. 

– theDIRTYmidget.©.  xo♥.

Comment by Willow Skylor on November 19, 2011 at 8:40pm

If Jesus is a Jew, does he believe in himself?

Comment by Shag on November 19, 2011 at 10:54am

Is that a Hot Dog, or is it a Frank?

Comment by Donairs on September 18, 2011 at 8:15pm

I heard about a survey that said 8 out of 10 women would rather go to a yoga session than on a date with a man. I guess that means I have a better chance of meeting a girl in an awkward position than in an awkward situation.

Comment by Jams3kds on September 2, 2011 at 11:29am

I once saw a mime accidently locks his imaginary keys inside his imaginary car…forty five minutes later someone from Pop-A-Imaginary-Lock showed up and everything was fine.

Comment by Jams3kds on September 2, 2011 at 11:28am

If people aren’t supposed to talk while they’re chewing food it seems to me it would be just as rude if a deaf person was signing with their hands full.

Comment by Jams3kds on September 2, 2011 at 11:25am

I always wondered in the bible story of David and Goliath if someone had yelled, “Hey David!” really loud right before he slung the rock, if things would turned out the same.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on August 31, 2011 at 2:21am

“I just heard a sound-alike band doing a fake Garbage song in a ‘Skinemax®’ soft-porn movie. 
Frankly, I don’t know what to feel.” 
– theDIRTYmidget.©.  xo♥.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on August 31, 2011 at 2:19am

“You know your sex-life has hit rock-bottom when you talk about masturbation more often than you actually do it.” 
– theDIRTYmidget.©.  xo♥.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on August 16, 2011 at 12:23am

“Never write anything down that you wouldn’t want your grandmother to read ... while masturbating.” 
– theDIRTYmidget.©.  xo♥.

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