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Comment by Jams3kds on August 14, 2015 at 9:22am

I love working construction and I used to tell my co-worker friend all the time that there was no better job than working with a jack-hammer and he would always say, "You can say that again". I used to think he was just agreeing with me until I realized one day that jack hammers are really loud and maybe he just couldn't hear me.  

Comment by Jams3kds on August 14, 2015 at 9:15am

A friend of mine often told me that I wasn't playing with a full deck which probably explains why I'm not really good at UNO.

Comment by Jams3kds on August 14, 2015 at 9:13am

I can honestly say that I've never burned the midnight oil...I love that band regardless of their political views. 

Comment by Jams3kds on August 14, 2015 at 9:01am

If the time ever comes where someone tells me that they are going to give me a taste of their own medicine I hope they aren't a chemotherapy patient.

Comment by Jams3kds on August 14, 2015 at 8:54am

I once tried adding insult to injury "injinsultury", and it didn't really make sense. 

Comment by Jams3kds on August 14, 2015 at 8:22am

I bet if coat racks could talk they would complain about why they have to wear coats year round, especially in places like Phoenix. 

Comment by Jams3kds on August 14, 2015 at 8:20am

I knew a guy who left his heart in San Francisco...no literally, he had to go to California for a heart transplant.

Comment by Jams3kds on August 14, 2015 at 8:17am

I wonder if anyone has tried to use deviled eggs to make Angel food cake.

Comment by Jams3kds on August 14, 2015 at 8:11am

If you are ever in a pinch and end up needing to bring your dishes to a dry cleaner to have them cleaned, be careful because they charge extra for casserole dishes and silverware.

Comment by Jams3kds on August 14, 2015 at 8:05am

When we were kids we played imaginary games like to jump from couch to chair to avoid being burnt by lava...today I wonder why we weren't smart enough to realize that our polyester blend plaid patterned sofa would easily have been incinerated by molten lava, killing us a well. 

 

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