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Top Ten Failed McDonald's Menu Item Ideas

10.  McHair Pie

  9.  The McCauley  (I would not eat it home alone)

  8.  McGristle

  7.  The McCartney (made with dead beetles: available only in England)

  6.  Happy Ending meal

  5.  The Mcyeast ball (with or without special sauce)

  4.  The McIntosh (delicious byte sized chips)

  3.  The McPancreas

  2.  The MCHammer (you can’t touch this)

and the number one failed McDonald's Menu Item Idea 


  1.  The McLovin 

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1. The MCSourCheese


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