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TOP 10 LIES THROUGHOUT THE AGES ( & THE PEOPLE WHO TOLD THEM)

TOP TEN LIES THROUGHOUT THE AGES & THE PEOPLE WHO TOLD THEM

 

1. "BFF's forever! Right, Jesus?"   (Judas Iscariot)

2. "What axe?"     (Lizzy Borden)

3. "I'm all man!" Chaz Bono

4. "I'm not blaming anyone."  (Adolph Hitler)

5. "Trust me!"    (Bernie Madoff)

6. "Anyone whose cell phone goes off in a crowded theatre deserves to be shot."    (John Wilkes Booth)

7. "Marshmallows at midnight"    (KKK)

8. " I believe make-up should be understated" Tammy Faye Baker

9. "Guns don't kill people, people kill people" (Al Quaida)

10. "Would I lie to you?"   (Liars)

 

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If you don't stop that you'll go blind.....Mom
Your face is gonna freeze that way....Mom
I am not a crook....President Nixon
I wasn't even driving...Lindsey Lohan
I married for love.....Kim Kardashian

"they are only showers"  Gestapo Officers

 

I, (Bride/Groom), take you (Groom/Bride), to be my (wife/husband), to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part......................... (every divorcee)

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."  (Wimpy)

 

Does this dress make me look fat?
No......husband to wife

"Listen, I'm sure Ron's a great guy... I just want you two to be happy." (O.J. Simpson)

"The check's in the mail."  (Everyone in America)

"Wolf!" (Little Boy)

"It's not about the money." (Every millionaire athlete)

"Don't worry about the option ARM... you're a homeowner!" (Scumbags)

"It's worse than you thought, we need to turn the rotors." (Manny, Moe and Jack)

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