Comedy Whirled

 

LETTERMAN AWARD FOR OVERALL EXCELLENCE:

CHUCKLING & DONAIRS

 

CHUCKLING'S FUNNIEST LINES:

"I was in a Chilean mine. That's why I missed your call."

"Sorry...I'm in the Jehovah Witness program."

 

DONAIRS' FUNNIEST LINES:

"Sorry I'm late, had trouble finding a reason to live this morning."

"Yes I can explain the numbers. That's a receipt for my dignity & I wrote it off as a business expense."

 

 

BEST BAWDY MAKEUP:

 

"No, I have no idea what happened to my underwear. I was probably abducted by aliens which would explain why my anus is so swollen in case you were wondering about that too."                                    ( BUBBLICIOUS)

 

GOLDEN HANDSHAKE AWARDS:

 

"Let me check the list. Nope, still got seniority over you." (LL BEIN)

 

 "I didn't think my efforts were critical for the boss getting a raise."

                           (GERHARD GUFFAW)

 

TOP PERFORMANCE BY AN INGENUE (NEW MEMBER) IN A DOCUMENTARY:

"My cat was in labour, so I had to drown her before there were too many."

                           (WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE)

 

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY:

"I ran over a whore on the road."  (JOHN SLANEY)

 

HONORARY DIRTY MIDGET™ AWARD:

"That's not "spunk" on my keyboard, it's hand cream."  (RODNEY DEAN) 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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