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Satirical lists or contributions created by YOU. Topics snatched from the headlines or from random bursts of energy somewhere in the universe. (a whole list is not a prerequisite.)
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INAUGURAL CHARLIE SHEEN RESULTS
TOP TEN GAMES CHARLIE SHEEN COULD WIN (OR LOSE) AT:
GOLDEN LETTERMANS for overall excellence:
GISELE NOEL & SLANT
Favourite Gisele Zingers:
"Crackman"
"Whose Line is it anyway"
Favourite Slant Snorters:
"Crack, Rock, paper, scissors"
"Joker's Wild" (Slant)
Best supporting Silver:
"(Nose) Candy Land" (MacSpruce)
Shared Bronze for Best Visuals:
"Dodge-Charlie's Balls" (John Slaney)
"Peuchre" (Rodney Dean)
Top Impression of Sheen losing at Monopoly:
"Charlie, you owe me $9000 dollars..."
"I'm winning!"
"You haven't bought a single property..."
"I'm winning!"
(Rebellious by Nature)
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Discussion Forum
TOP TEN ROLES WE'D RE/CAST WITH HISTORICAL FIGURES 8 Replies
TOP TEN ROLES WE'D RE/CAST WITH HISTORICAL FIGURESContinue
Tags: replace, history, Movies, TV, casting
Started by Buttermilk. Last reply by Shag Nov 5, 2011.
RESULTS: TOP TEN MORONIC REASONS FOR CREATION
"Nearer my God to Thee" award for overall excellence:MacSpruce & Ian Renga Best linesMacSpruce: "Cosmic Showboating" "God created Man and then Woman because he likes to watch." "After God said, 'Let there be light,' and there was light,…Continue
Tags: philosophy, reason, science, creation, results
Started by Buttermilk Jul 12, 2011.
Your Top 10 Movie Catch Phrases 4 Replies
I was thinking how Jerry Maguire is probably the one movie that got so popular based on it's catch phrases alone. So if you were making a movie your top ten catch phrases would be...Continue
Tags: bloop, bleep, phrases, catch, movie
Started by JJJ23. Last reply by Buttermilk Jul 24, 2011.
Top Ten Reasons Someone's Going To Have To Ask You To Leave 3 Replies
To name a few . . . These are not visiting hours, and this is not your wife.There's no rule about flatulence, but Jesus Christ!The play area is for children and those aren't your kids.Continue
Started by Donairs. Last reply by mellowpuma Jul 25, 2011.
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Comment by Buttermilk on July 13, 2011 at 10:29am -
PLEASE REMEMBER THAT TO BE NOTIFIED OF NEW TOPICS FOR THIS GROUP YOU MUST CHECK 'Receive emails from my groups" IN YOUR PRIVACY SETTINGS. ALSO DON'T FORGET TO EMAIL THE GROUP OF NEW TOPICS BY USING THE 'Send Message to the Group' BOX ON TOP TEN'S MAIN PAGE.
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Comment by Rebellious By Nature on May 11, 2011 at 8:48pm -
send me a message when there's a new topic so that i know and can contribute
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Comment by Buttermilk on May 1, 2011 at 5:14am
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NEW MEMBERS ALWAYS WELCOME. NO INVITATION REQUIRED. JUST CLICK 'JOIN TOP 10' & YOU'RE IN.
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Comment by Buttermilk on April 6, 2011 at 6:18am
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You don't have to give all 10 if you don't want to, people or don't have time. One good one is often as funny as 10.
Witness Ian Renga's "You ONLY moved the HEADSTONES! You ONLY moved the HEADSTONES! Why?!? Why?!?"
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Comment by Van Full of Candy on April 4, 2011 at 1:20pm -
Count us in. Let's make some listies!
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Comment by Buttermilk on March 29, 2011 at 9:03am
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See discussion forum for new topic provided by John Slaney.
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Comment by Buttermilk on March 29, 2011 at 7:03am
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excuses results now posted
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Comment by We'reAllGonnaDie! on March 22, 2011 at 7:16pm -
10. I was playing dutch oven with my gran. I never give up.
9. I was swatting flies off my gran. She's dead, so...
8. I'm bad at parallel parking.
7. My cat was in labor, so I had to drown her before there were too many.
6. Me and my wife got tangled in a dread lock.
5. Me and my wife's mustaches got tangled in a mashed potato dread lock.
4. My wife is so tight I couldn't get my dick out. Sorry.
3. I'm perfecting my irritable bowel syndrome--I can control bursts of 3, 2, 1, blast-off.
2. Menage et trois at the nursing home are so easy! I was waiting till the right time to share that with you. High five!
1. Sanjay, you stink.
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Comment by JJJ23 on March 22, 2011 at 4:08pm -
10. That wasn't me honey, it was my evil twin Balthazar. Remember? You met him at Christmas when he made out with your sister.
9. I can't make it in to work today, it's a religious holiday and it wouldn't look good to my followers if I didn't show up at the combine.
8. Dick fell off. (male alternative to woman's troubles)
7. My schizophrenia's acting up again.
6. Well boss, we could talk about me being late or I could talk to your wife about you and Martha from accounting taking all those long lunch breaks together.
5. I recently lost someone close to me, and now I'm having trouble moving on and scoring heroin.
4. Honey, I promise I'm just going out nights to take courses at the community college. I just got an A in bracketology!
3. I've been having trouble concentrating on my work ever since they cancelled Mayberry R.F.D.
2. I'm on fire.
1.No one told me nothin' bout none of that.
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Comment by Buttermilk on March 21, 2011 at 2:41pm
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Any new members out there? Everyone is welcome.
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