All Chuck, all the time
Location: God's Texas
Latest Activity: Aug 5, 2013
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Chuck Norris can kill 2 birds with one stone. When Chuck throws a hand grenade everyone around it dies, then the grenade blows up! If Chuck wants you dead all he has to do is stomp on the ground just right. No matter where you are in the world, you die. Chuck died yesterday...he feels ok today.
Chuck Norris can HEAR sign language. From 8 miles away!
Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity...Chuck got it back(and that's all I'm going to say on that matter)!
There was once a street named after Chuck Norris...the name had to be changed. No one would cross Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has no time to read a book. He has only to stare at a book and get the needed information from it.
If at first you don't succeed you're not Chuck Norris, move on.
Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity.
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