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Add a sentence or a paragraph, just make sure to end with a cliffhanger. It doesn't have to be great writing, it can be anything you want, silly, stupid, vulgar or way out there...whatever comes to mind. just remember "First thought, best thought"

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Comment by Iverneil on May 29, 2012 at 10:24am

he woke up on his office floor with his pant's unbuttoned and a smiley face on his underwear, she was gone but she had also drawn an extremely cryptic message on the wall with her face. Some parts were smeared where she looked like she was crying, it seemed to read.....

Comment by toofpick on May 29, 2012 at 1:15am

Tammy Faye Baker's ghost. Her make up was working so I paid for her bloomin' onion and whisked her back to my car. Thankfully my penis has no sense of smell, or taste buds. I dropped her off with my friend Peter Venkman. I was surprised to wake up to his voice mails claiming...

Comment by Iverneil on May 3, 2012 at 4:24am

voice amplifier, then  suddenly the two blondes whisked him out the door as he screamed "The Universe isn't big enough for you to hide yo... and they were gone. I noticed he dropped a tiny box, I picked it up and shook it and from inside I heard the distinct sound of traffic. Horns honking people murmuring, street vendors barking, a bible puncher screaming something about whore manglers and such. I opened the top and peeked in and to my surprise, I saw...

Comment by KariGrant on April 29, 2012 at 6:38pm

"The only string theory I believe in is attached to these bitches' thongs. Imma tap two strings. They say money the root of all evil. Bout a thou says I have the evilist root of all." And then I sucker punched him. He doubled over. I could see warning lights going off in his...

Comment by Iverneil on April 29, 2012 at 9:53am

Steven Hawkings dressed like a 70's pimp. mauve polyester bellbottom suit (highwaters, naturally), a big gold neclace with a gold telescope hanging , fur lined brim and platform shoes. I had to do a double take..yup, it was definetly him except he wasn't in a wheelchair, he was being propped up by two amazon blondes on each arm and what looked like heelies attached to his shoes. He spoke to one of the women and his voice was now programmed to sound like James Earl Jones. He walked (kind of) over to out table. He reached into his front pocket and pulled out a wad of cash and tossed it at us and said...

Comment by 38chrysler on April 26, 2012 at 6:31pm broke but I was Wrong..Boom..Rush looked at me and called me  a Whore and a Slut but I Knew he was Delerious and must have thought I was Nancy Pelosi. So after he got his Fat Ass off me he Helped me out of the QuickSand. He invited me to his Favorite Restaraunt the 'Krispy Kreamy Kettle" for a bite to Eat. Everything was going Fine untill the Doors swong open and in walked.....

Comment by Frodoh on April 25, 2012 at 9:15pm

Rush Limbaugh on my limb, bro!  I then believed that bough would bend well before... **OMINOUS CRACK**>>

Comment by Iverneil on April 25, 2012 at 7:43am

Games which I played incessantly. I knew they would come in handy someday and today is that day. Given the time of day, the temperature rise and the limb above my head, I knew the limb would drop into my reach by mid day. I was feeling self satisfied momentarily until I looked up and spotted ..

Comment by Ian on April 24, 2012 at 10:36pm

two wombats in mid-coitus.  They paused to check my threat level, and like all other living creatures quickly came to the same conclusion:  Not threat, possibly food item.  They resumed their public animal porn and I tried to make haste in what felt like quicksand or even paste.  The more I struggled the deeper I sank until only my nose remained above ground.  I thought of the term Void Collapse and felt briefly honored to be an active participant in the fascinating world of physics...

Comment by KariGrant on April 24, 2012 at 7:37pm

Me, wearing only a pear, hunting for game in the outback. When to my right, I spotted...


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