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Tim Burton's Mars Attacks! proved once more that aliens can be funny. The idea of being overcome by outsiders is a classic human fear. What are some new comedic twists on the age old concept of Ancient Astronauts and alien invasion? 

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UK: "Extra-Terrestrial Tortilla Chip" UFO Spotted A fleeting craft in the shape of a triangle made up of three lights flew silently at a mind blowing speed across the night time sky. Reportedly the craft was four or five times the size of a commercial airliner.The object was named "Dudley Dorito" because of its resemblance to the popular crispy snack. The UFO has been spotted on three occasions.Witnesses Mr Mistry and his friend Neil Martin said: "Me and my closest friend saw an amazing fast-moving and silent craft in the shape of a triangle made up of what appeared to be three lights fly across the sky at a mind-boggling speed.......Both were tested for drugs and investigated by a team of overzealous TSA agents........Nothing was found except for a check stub with Frito Lay© as the Payor.......September 6, 2010 SIMPSONVILLE, S.C. -- For a moment Sunday night, Jawad Ashey thought he was seeing things."At first, I was like, oh this is cool," he said. "Then I thought, 'Oh! this is kind of scary!'"The Simpsonville man was sitting on the front porch with his girlfriend Sunday around 10:30 p.m. when a blue light appeared in the sky. "Who names their daughter Sunday was the real question of the hour however, Ashey says it started out small and then got bigger. He believes it was a UFO."I was a skeptic, but now I'm a believer," he said.Ashey said he caught the whole thing on his video camera. Looking at the video, the object stays in the sky for about three minutes."I'm definitely coming back out tonight to see if it shows up again."WSPA meteorologist Dan Bickford says there is "nothing unusual", like a meteor shower, going on in the atmosphere right now.......If you are still reading this then you have just won a trip to the moon..........and will compete in the first annual mile-long and mile-high shuffleboard tournament.............Bring plenty of Zinc Oxide and tin foil...............THIS JUST IN...................A Lemur had seized the controls for a moment..................The shuffleboard thing was a complete fabrication.....................The board will be half a mile long and only 100 feet above it will be considered within the fair play limits...................

ORIGINAL WAR OF THE WORLDS RADIO BROADCAST Orson Welles and the Mercury Theatre on the Air - War of the Worlds

Powered by People packed the roads, hid in cellars, loaded guns, even wrapped their heads in wet towels as protection from Martian poison gas, in an attempt to defend themselves against aliens, oblivious to the fact that they were acting out the role of the panic-stricken public that actually belonged in a radio play.

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Comment by We'reAllGonnaDie! on March 30, 2011 at 4:17pm


Bitchy Goldilocks planet.....

Comment by Ian on March 23, 2011 at 12:28am
Comment by Ian on March 22, 2011 at 10:04pm
@RBN   You could write your review of it here if you find the time.
Comment by Rebellious By Nature on March 17, 2011 at 11:55am

I can't wait until Paul comes out... i'm gonna go see it tommorrow, flu or not...



Comment by Buttermilk on March 15, 2011 at 3:51pm
How do I change the topic on Top 10 when I am ready to do so? Where do I put it? I don't think I probably set it up properly. I see you have discussion forums where you put them. Can't find an edit button.
Comment by Ian on March 6, 2011 at 7:01pm
Let's see how this does at the box office:
Comment by Ian on March 1, 2011 at 12:31am
@Elad G: "More Stars" would be cool to see here.
Comment by Elad G on February 28, 2011 at 1:04am

One can consider an alien race is among the earthlings today, piggy backing on fungus and spores? Who is to say some million years ago when an asteroid a mile across did in fact bring life in a hibernated status? Imagination has brought movies a wide spectrum of aliens and monsters from other planets. Is it the hopes and dreams of the vast universe other life forms afraid of us or simply seating back in their lazy boy chairs laughing aloud over their alien brew at our destructive race. 


Comment by Ian on February 27, 2011 at 11:32pm
We are the aliens.  Humans from Earth.  We're the only assholes building atomic weapons and speaking different languages and paying the gas bill.  No other animals are so preoccupied...  We removed ourselves from the world wide banquet for what purpose?  To blog and rant and protest?  It is most assuredly so.
Comment by Ian on January 31, 2011 at 9:51pm
I've heard of a heart-shaped ass, but never a heart-shaped star.  I wonder if there's any war in that solar system.

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