Comedy Whirled

AREA 52 QUARTERLY CAPCON 3

This contest will end 09-03-11. The winner will receive one Official Comedy Whirled Ware shirt! Here are your choices: http://www.cafepress.com/comedywhirledware and may the Farce be with you:

AND THE WINNERS ARE..........

 

 

 

 

            BRONZE:

  Jessica Brooks 
  Chin up, boy!

Congratulations!  You just won a Comedy Whirled Blimp Sticker:

SILVER:

  LL Bein 
   Don't worry, both of them had forgot about it before they left the park.

Congrats! You just won a Comedy Whirled Mug:


And the Gold Medalist is.....

 

 

                                                     I said "push me," goddamnit, not "fall down!"

Bubba Licious  Bubba Licious 
                                 
Congrats!  This one made me laugh the loudest of all. 
Pick out your shirt style and size here: http://www.cafepress.com/comedywhirledware
So many hilarious captions here by all who participated... Many thanks and see you next
Quarter! 

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Comment by Jim(goldeneagle) on August 4, 2011 at 7:49am
BOOM goes Napoleon Dynamite!
Comment by Jim(goldeneagle) on August 4, 2011 at 7:47am
It's the new "granny pack". Just strap toddler in and no more falling off the swing(parents hate that)! Also great for mower rides, handicap electric scooters, and fly fishing!
Comment by Frodoh on August 4, 2011 at 7:29am
Actually, Gramps hasn't moved a centimeter---that, my friends, was one of his patented Hyper-colossal-mega-farts™!
Comment by Frodoh on August 4, 2011 at 7:25am
Talk about predictable story arcs!
Comment by Iverneil on August 4, 2011 at 7:11am
And that's why special need's people should have their own classroom.
Comment by Osopeludo on August 4, 2011 at 6:55am
"What kid?"
Comment by Michaelred73 on August 4, 2011 at 4:28am
Young NEO with this Gramps...
Comment by Cobra Piss on August 4, 2011 at 3:45am
I call this one "Social Security."
Comment by LL Bein on August 3, 2011 at 9:34pm
Don't worry, both of them had forgot about it before they left the park.
Comment by LL Bein on August 3, 2011 at 9:29pm
Whirled's Shittiest Limbo Contest 
Comment by LL Bein on August 3, 2011 at 9:20pm
Geriatric Meet Matrix.
Comment by mellowpuma on August 3, 2011 at 8:53pm

Next episode of Young Ernest Hemmingway: TIME TRAVELER!  "The Old Man and the SeeSaw".  See you next week, same Hemmingway time, same Hemmingway channel!

Comment by mellowpuma on August 3, 2011 at 8:49pm
White Floyd, Dark Side of the Man.
Comment by mellowpuma on August 3, 2011 at 8:38pm

For one, bedtime's coming early, and a future of "working with his hands" is laid out before him. 

For the other, the retirment community is readying his suite.

Comment by mellowpuma on August 3, 2011 at 8:35pm

Q: How did he fall down?

A: Depends.

Comment by JJJ23 on August 3, 2011 at 8:31pm
Senility means never having to say you're sorry.
Comment by mellowpuma on August 3, 2011 at 8:31pm

The moral: respect your elders, because they have years of experience at faking accidents. 

Comment by mellowpuma on August 3, 2011 at 8:29pm

Thank God!  It was only the adopted one!  What a releif!

Comment by mellowpuma on August 3, 2011 at 8:27pm

On the bright side, had he lived, the little tyke wouldn'tve EVER been able to retire, with the economy like it is!

Comment by Bubba Licious on August 3, 2011 at 8:26pm
That'll teach him not to stand behind grandpa after he's had Mexican food.

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