This contest will end 09-03-11. The winner will receive one Official Comedy Whirled Ware shirt! Here are your choices: http://www.cafepress.com/comedywhirledware and may the Farce be with you:
AND THE WINNERS ARE..........
BRONZE:


And the Gold Medalist is.....
I said "push me," goddamnit, not "fall down!"
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Comment by Wusumbali on August 27, 2011 at 6:06am
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Comment by MacSpruce on August 24, 2011 at 12:43pm Little Maxwell was contemplating the physics of oscillating waves and thinking about Bob's trajectory when suddenly it hit him. "Eureka," he cried, and cried.
Comment by mellowpuma on August 22, 2011 at 5:33pm Every time one retires, a new wallmart greeter is created! THE CYCLE CONTINUES!
Comment by mellowpuma on August 22, 2011 at 5:25pm
Comment by Iverneil on August 19, 2011 at 12:52pm As the "Los Locos" gang approached him it became apparent why the kid had a tear tattooed on the corner of his eye.
Comment by Hüxtabub on August 15, 2011 at 2:21pm
Comment by mellowpuma on August 14, 2011 at 10:37pm
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Comment by mellowpuma on August 14, 2011 at 9:33pm Every day above ground is a good day. Kid, you barely broke through the wood chips. Quit crying.
Comment by mellowpuma on August 14, 2011 at 9:19pm Choose your own adventure:
"walk it off" turn to page 527.
"don't tell your mom, and I'll buy you ice cream" turn to page 244.
"back in Nam I chewed my way through a razor wire leg shackle, now get up" turn to page 423.
"I can find one just like you at a shop downtown, your mother will never know the difference" turn to page 124.
Comment by mellowpuma on August 14, 2011 at 9:12pm A page from "Little Timmy Learns About Unconciousness", by Jackoline Merkel.
Comment by mellowpuma on August 14, 2011 at 9:10pm
Comment by mellowpuma on August 14, 2011 at 9:08pm So ... my grandkid asks for a "slip n' slide" ... and when I throw him on the floor, he doesn't even thank me ... NO RESPECT!
Comment by Shag on August 9, 2011 at 4:32pm © 2012 Whirled Wide Network
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