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AREA 52 QUARTERLY CAPCON 3

This contest will end 09-03-11. The winner will receive one Official Comedy Whirled Ware shirt! Here are your choices: http://www.cafepress.com/comedywhirledware and may the Farce be with you:

AND THE WINNERS ARE..........

 

 

 

 

            BRONZE:

  Jessica Brooks 
  Chin up, boy!

Congratulations!  You just won a Comedy Whirled Blimp Sticker:

SILVER:

  LL Bein 
   Don't worry, both of them had forgot about it before they left the park.

Congrats! You just won a Comedy Whirled Mug:


And the Gold Medalist is.....

 

 

                                                     I said "push me," goddamnit, not "fall down!"

Bubba Licious  Bubba Licious 
                                 
Congrats!  This one made me laugh the loudest of all. 
Pick out your shirt style and size here: http://www.cafepress.com/comedywhirledware
So many hilarious captions here by all who participated... Many thanks and see you next
Quarter! 

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Comment by Joe Blow on August 27, 2011 at 6:06am
Sorry, but I had to.
Comment by Cosmo9163 on August 26, 2011 at 8:24pm
"LOL, that Jerry Van Dyke just cracks me up!"
Comment by Cosmo9163 on August 26, 2011 at 8:20pm
...and that's how physics works, Myron.
Comment by Cosmo9163 on August 26, 2011 at 8:17pm
"I knocked who to the what now?"
Comment by Iverneil on August 26, 2011 at 4:50pm
"I'm not knocking him over you crazy nuts!! The joke's on you!!! He's been dead for week's!! I just staked his feet to the ground and leaned him backwards!!! I had you goin too didn't I?"
Comment by MacSpruce on August 24, 2011 at 12:43pm

Little Maxwell was contemplating the physics of oscillating waves and thinking about Bob's trajectory when suddenly it hit him. "Eureka," he cried, and cried.

Comment by mellowpuma on August 22, 2011 at 5:33pm

Every time one retires, a new wallmart greeter is created!  THE CYCLE CONTINUES!

Comment by mellowpuma on August 22, 2011 at 5:25pm
Stay ground, puny boy, stay ground.
Comment by Iverneil on August 19, 2011 at 12:52pm

As the "Los Locos" gang approached him it became apparent why the kid had a tear tattooed on the corner of his eye.

Comment by Hüxtabub on August 15, 2011 at 2:21pm
Muthafucka, can't you see that swang is taken?!  Dumb ass kids... daaamn!!!
Comment by mellowpuma on August 14, 2011 at 10:37pm
"Honey I Shrunk The Grandkid ... And By Shrunk I Mean Murdered"
Comment by mellowpuma on August 14, 2011 at 10:25pm
"The Catcher In the Eye"
Comment by mellowpuma on August 14, 2011 at 10:03pm
"The Man" got you down?
Comment by mellowpuma on August 14, 2011 at 9:33pm

Every day above ground is a good day.  Kid, you barely broke through the wood chips. Quit crying.

Comment by mellowpuma on August 14, 2011 at 9:19pm

Choose your own adventure:

"walk it off" turn to page 527.

"don't tell your mom, and I'll buy you ice cream" turn to page 244.

"back in Nam I chewed my way through a razor wire leg shackle, now get up" turn to page 423.

"I can find one just like you at a shop downtown, your mother will never know the difference" turn to page 124.

Comment by mellowpuma on August 14, 2011 at 9:12pm

A page from "Little Timmy Learns About Unconciousness", by Jackoline Merkel.

Comment by mellowpuma on August 14, 2011 at 9:10pm
WWBSS?  (What Would Bob Sagat Say?)
Comment by mellowpuma on August 14, 2011 at 9:08pm

So ... my grandkid asks for a "slip n' slide" ... and when I throw him on the floor, he doesn't even thank me ... NO RESPECT!

Comment by Shag on August 9, 2011 at 4:32pm
Walking into a Prune Juice Fart is like being punched in the face!
Comment by Codename: Spydergirl on August 8, 2011 at 2:27pm
Grandpa's a virgin!

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