Permalink Reply by chuckkling on December 19, 2010 at 8:12pm Not a rolling stone.
Permalink Reply by studio246 on December 20, 2010 at 6:25am It's a hybrid... of uselessness and poor design.
Permalink Reply by RockyDanz on December 21, 2010 at 2:06am His farts power his tiny wok, in which he tries to recreate his grandmother's stir-fried cat meat. It haunts him. He weeps.
Permalink Reply by RockyDanz on December 21, 2010 at 2:08am If he plays dutch oven, and nobody's there to smell it, does it really stink? The question haunts him. He weeps.
Permalink Reply by RockyDanz on December 21, 2010 at 2:11am The vicious neighborhood dogs teetee on his home. His chopsticks smell of urine and sicken him. He is haunted by dogs in the fog, teeteeing on him. He weeps.
Permalink Reply by RockyDanz on December 21, 2010 at 2:22am His doorway is nothing but a cloaca. He has nightmares of being born from rabid chickens---they peck and tear at his head during birth. That's why he still eats meat. He stirs pots full of chicken feet. Visions of them scratching in the dust haunt him. He weeps.
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