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Tim Burton's Mars Attacks! proved once more that aliens can be funny. The idea of being overcome by outsiders is a classic human fear. What are some new comedic twists on the age old concept of Ancient Astronauts and alien invasion? 

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UK: "Extra-Terrestrial Tortilla Chip" UFO Spotted A fleeting craft in the shape of a triangle made up of three lights flew silently at a mind blowing speed across the night time sky. Reportedly the craft was four or five times the size of a commercial airliner.The object was named "Dudley Dorito" because of its resemblance to the popular crispy snack. The UFO has been spotted on three occasions.Witnesses Mr Mistry and his friend Neil Martin said: "Me and my closest friend saw an amazing fast-moving and silent craft in the shape of a triangle made up of what appeared to be three lights fly across the sky at a mind-boggling speed.......Both were tested for drugs and investigated by a team of overzealous TSA agents........Nothing was found except for a check stub with Frito Lay© as the Payor.......September 6, 2010 SIMPSONVILLE, S.C. -- For a moment Sunday night, Jawad Ashey thought he was seeing things."At first, I was like, oh this is cool," he said. "Then I thought, 'Oh! this is kind of scary!'"The Simpsonville man was sitting on the front porch with his girlfriend Sunday around 10:30 p.m. when a blue light appeared in the sky. "Who names their daughter Sunday was the real question of the hour however, Ashey says it started out small and then got bigger. He believes it was a UFO."I was a skeptic, but now I'm a believer," he said.Ashey said he caught the whole thing on his video camera. Looking at the video, the object stays in the sky for about three minutes."I'm definitely coming back out tonight to see if it shows up again."WSPA meteorologist Dan Bickford says there is "nothing unusual", like a meteor shower, going on in the atmosphere right now.......If you are still reading this then you have just won a trip to the moon..........and will compete in the first annual mile-long and mile-high shuffleboard tournament.............Bring plenty of Zinc Oxide and tin foil...............THIS JUST IN...................A Lemur had seized the controls for a moment..................The shuffleboard thing was a complete fabrication.....................The board will be half a mile long and only 100 feet above it will be considered within the fair play limits...................

ORIGINAL WAR OF THE WORLDS RADIO BROADCAST Orson Welles and the Mercury Theatre on the Air - War of the Worlds

Powered by People packed the roads, hid in cellars, loaded guns, even wrapped their heads in wet towels as protection from Martian poison gas, in an attempt to defend themselves against aliens, oblivious to the fact that they were acting out the role of the panic-stricken public that actually belonged in a radio play.

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Hmm, clicked on the link below and got a massive page of gobbledegook. ? 

'Paul' didn't make it to the theaters here, but turned up on DVD last week and I watched it tonight. Very entertaining. 

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Comment by Buttermilk on May 2, 2011 at 11:23am
After watching the Bid Laden jubilation footage, I wish I wasn't visiting the States in a week.  Wonder how many Muslims watching the 'necessary evil' rubbed in their face will join Al Queda and have worse in store for the west.

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