Your high fives were never quite high enough.
I fucked your mom, but did she ever really fuck me?
You like the Cowboys.
You're black, and I already have a black friend, and he hates me, and he also may be latino, it's been awhile since I looked at him.
You've got soul, but you're not a soldier.
When I asked you to help we move that time I didn't mean my TV into your house.
Yeah, you gave me a ride to the airport, but you're a pilot.
There's only room for one man in this town who where's a bolo tie for contraception.
I've joined a cult.
I am considering Duke Nukem as an alternate lifestyle.
... the benefits have run out.