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Your high fives were never quite high enough.

I fucked your mom, but did she ever really fuck me?

You like the Cowboys.

You're black, and I already have a black friend, and he hates me, and he also may be latino, it's been awhile since I looked at him.

You've got soul, but you're not a soldier.

When I asked you to help we move that time I didn't mean my TV into your house. 

Yeah, you gave me a ride to the airport, but you're a pilot.

There's only room for one man in this town who where's a bolo tie for contraception.

I've joined a cult.

I am considering Duke Nukem as an alternate lifestyle.

You farted

... the benefits have run out. 

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