What would you like written on your tombstone? Something funny of course, also if you want to talk about the 1993 movie Tombstone or the Tombstone frozen pizzas that's cool too, I approve of both.
You probably know this already, but in case you don't, huckleberry is slang for pallbearer. So "I'm your huckleberry" means "I'll put you in the ground".
I did not know that. That increases the irony a bit!
I ASKED TO BE CREMATED YOU CRETINS!
DISH IS HOW WE DO IT
GIMME DAT FUNK DAT SWEET DAT NASTY DAT GUSHY STUFF
GO DO SOMETHING ELSE
I CAN"T HEAR YOU
I'M NOT DEAD
I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU
IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH
ASA NISI MASA