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Seriously though... exactly how the fuck do you solve a problem like Maria?
Permalink Reply by MacSpruce on December 5, 2011 at 9:01pm Mother Simpson: [singing] How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
Homer: Seven.
Lisa: No, dad, it's a rhetorical question.
Homer: OK, eight.
Lisa: Dad, do you even know what "rhetorical" means?
Homer: Do I know what "rhetorical" means?
Permalink Reply by Iverneil on December 6, 2011 at 9:23am Father: Son, it is important that you lead a good life both in fairness and good judgement, however, that is no guarantee things automatically go your way, you must learn to perservere through times of despair and trust the life you lead
Son: Dad, if I can't take the car just say so
Permalink Reply by MacSpruce on December 7, 2011 at 11:05am Why senheimer.
Slant said:
Why not?
MacSpruce said:Why me?
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