If you know a thing or some things about something that other people don't know, this is the place to tell them the thing or some things about those things.
Grapefruits are the most lazily named thing.
My butt itches.
If you put your ear to a seashell and listen very close you can hear a voice say "Find something better to do.".
Fannie packs were originally meant to be worn back facing above your butt hence the name "fannie" pack, but most people who carry them wear them front facing or off to the side because they're rebels who can't be tamed.