If you know a thing or some things about something that other people don't know, this is the place to tell them the thing or some things about those things.
Forcing women you work with to watch you jerk off will blow over for a decade or so if you're funny enough. (see drugging and raping)
You have more bacteria in your mouth than all the atoms that make up all the bacteria in all the mouths of all the people on Earth.
Nikola Tesla was in love with his pet bird and had a minister perform a wedding ceremony for him and the bird. (This isn't a fact, but it is something I've heard and I like to think that it's true.)