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The absolute worst thing to say or do during sex (Results)

Honorable mention:

“Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?  -38chrysler-dear lord in heaven and Jesus, I command you to not watch the acts which I am about to shamefully perform! Turn away god, shield your all seeing eyes from this apocalypse of fleshy co-mingling and defilement!” -mellowpuma

 “No, you can't get on top! ...... Your camel toe might leave a hoof print on my belly”.  -Shag

 

Third Place

"Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?" -38chrysler

 

Second Place

“This'll only take a minute ...” -MacSpruce

 

First Place

"Can you hand me that chainsaw?"  - Ian Renga

 

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Thanks buddy!  No doubt it was partially pulled from American Psycho!!!

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