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There are some quotes or sentences that are not funny in and of themselves but are funny because they remind us of something we havent heard or seen in a long time.

Many times these quotes are from a movie and are funny because of everything that happens after it is said. A simple example would be "Food fight!!!", not exactly funny by itself but it brings a funny image into our heads.

Here's the rules:

1. Quote/line must be somewhat familiar to most people. Some may come from further back than your age will allow and some will come from things only a younger person would know, I think it will all even out

2. Quotes/lines may come from movies, comics, history, commercials, anywhere where there is an answer to where it came from.

3. I will start with an easy one, first person to answer has to post a quote/line for the next person to do the same. FIRST TO ANSWER HAS TO POST NEXT QUOTE

4. Answers must be specific, you cant answer "Old black and white move line".

5. Any unanswered quote/lines given 8 hours foran  answer before they are skipped over and then anyone (the first after 8 hrs) can start with a new quote/line

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Otto: Don't call me stupid.
Wendy: Why on earth not?

A Fish Called Wanda

 

Home is where you make it.

You like to see homos naked?

Joe Dirt

"Painful to live in fear, isn't it?"

Blade Runner (had to finally google it)

 

Cigarettes are not important. Sit down, will you? For Christ's sake!
Cigarettes!

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

One morning, over at Elizabeth's beach house, she asked me if I'd rather go water skiing or lay out. And I realized that not only did I not want to answer that question, but I never wanted to answer another water sports question again, or see any of these people again for the rest of my life.

Bottle Rocket

"Everything is more complicated than you think. You only see a tenth of what is true. There are a million little strings attached to every choice you make; you can destroy your life every time you choose. But maybe you won't know for twenty years. And you may never ever trace it to its source. And you only get one chance to play it out. Just try and figure out your own divorce. And they say there is no fate, but there is: it's what you create. And even though the world goes on for eons and eons, you are only here for a fraction of a fraction of a second. Most of your time is spent being dead or not yet born. But while alive, you wait in vain, wasting years, for a phone call or a letter or a look from someone or something to make it all right. And it never comes or it seems to but it doesn't really. And so you spend your time in vague regret or vaguer hope that something good will come along. Something to make you feel connected, something to make you feel whole, something to make you feel loved. And the truth is I feel so angry, and the truth is I feel so fucking sad, and the truth is I've felt so fucking hurt for so fucking long and for just as long I've been pretending I'm OK, just to get along, just for, I don't know why, maybe because no one wants to hear about my misery, because they have their own. Well, fuck everybody. Amen."

Synecdoche New York


And you are? I are pissed.

I already screwed this one up so Fletch Lives.

 

Beavers and ducks!

Bandits

"It's not the years, it's the mileage."

Raiders of the Lost Ark

 

"... while heaven may be closed I am always open, even on Christmas."

The Prophecy (1995)

"When young, we mourn for one woman... as we grow old, for women in general. The tragedy of life is that man is never free yet strives for what he can never be. The thing most feared in secret always happens. My life, my loves, where are they now? But the more the pain grows, the more this instinct for life somehow asserts itself. The necessary beauty in life is in giving yourself to it completely. Only later will it clarify itself and become coherent."

Slacker

 

"I love you,
But I hate you.
Which brings to mind 
How much I love you.
We could've worked this out, ya know.
In a little room,
In a little, locked room.
I'm sorry you had to settle for Dave,
The one dimensional man.
He's filed under cocksucker in my little black book.
Sweetness can rot your teeth.
Bittersweet cacophony,
But you hold the key,
You hold the key
To my little locked room.
You hold the key,
You hold the key"

"I luh you"

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