a cat walks into a buchershop, bragging about how high he can jump.
the bartender gets sick of listening to him go on, and offers him a wager:
"if you can jump up and touch one of these hunks of meat, you can have it, but if you miss it, you have to buy one for everyone in here".
the cat scratches his chin, and thinks about it.
"hmm, no, sorry the steaks are too high".
What is a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?
you'd think it'd bee the Rrr, BUT IT BE THE C!