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How to show people you have more money than them, and are therefore better.

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Buy your dog a dog.

Get a big monocle for the driver's side of your car's windshield.

Reserve theater stages to eat dinner on. The audiences come expecting a show, the doors are locked behind them, and they have to watch you and your family on stage at a large table eating bowls full of hundred dollar bills covered in ranch dressing.

Run for President.  Claim to be "self-funding" the campaign.

Buy your dog's dog a rescue dog.

Hold lavish dinner parties where you discuss alien news. Oh you don't know about alien news? Well then too bad guy. I am unimpressed.

Wear speedos to the beach


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