Confuse Us Say

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Permalink Reply by JJJ23 on October 20, 2019 at 2:30pm

Confuse Us Say: If a tree falls in the woods and there's no one around to hear it, then isn't it the Democrats that should be getting investigated?

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Permalink Reply by JJJ23 on October 20, 2019 at 2:34pm

Confuse Us Say: A bird in hand is worth two in the bush, but if that bird is a rooster then you're just standing around with your cock in your hand.

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Permalink Reply by JJJ23 on October 20, 2019 at 2:40pm

Confuse Us Say: Rock breaks scissors, scissors cut paper, and paper covers rock, but is not a broken scissors two knives?

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Permalink Reply by Ian on October 21, 2019 at 9:35pm

Confuse Us Say:  If you leave the string too slack, it will not play.  If you pull it too tightly, it will snap.  If your guitar is that badly out of tune, maybe try the bongos.

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Permalink Reply by Mario!!! on October 24, 2019 at 11:52am

Confuse Us Say: It is better to burn out than Faye Dunaway.

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Permalink Reply by Ian on October 25, 2019 at 8:53pm

Confuse Us Say: Only when we realize all is vanity, it isn't.  And if you need a tattoo to remind you of this, be sure to get it on the inside.

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Permalink Reply by MacSpruce on November 6, 2019 at 9:34pm

Confuse Us Say: He who slings mud loses ground.  Which doesn't raise the question: How much ground could a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?

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Permalink Reply by MacSpruce on November 6, 2019 at 9:39pm

Confuse Us Say: The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.  Although for an amputee it's a bit more complicated. 

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