Boner killers, and pussy dryers.
Put me in coach.
I hope that tastes better than it smells.
I'm unna try to hold this shit off until after.
Are you familiar with Peyronie's Disease?
It should be okay. It's been months since I had an outbreak.
(She): "Before we start, I want you to know that I'm a strict vegetarian."
"You really remind me of my mother / father."
I can't get off unless you scream "Surrender Dorothy!"
"You know nothing works down there since the war right?"
"Is there any way we can make you look and sound more like Sarah Silverman?"
I get it.
"Four more years!"
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