Bad Things to Say Leading Up to Sex

Boner killers, and pussy dryers.

Permalink Reply by JJJ23 on February 5, 2020 at 11:48am

Put me in coach.

Permalink Reply by JJJ23 on February 5, 2020 at 11:49am

I hope that tastes better than it smells.

Permalink Reply by JJJ23 on February 5, 2020 at 11:51am

I'm unna try to hold this shit off until after.

Permalink Reply by JJJ23 on February 5, 2020 at 11:52am

Are you familiar with Peyronie's Disease?

Permalink Reply by MacSpruce on February 8, 2020 at 6:59pm

It should be okay. It's been months since I had an outbreak.

Permalink Reply by MacSpruce on February 8, 2020 at 7:01pm

(She): "Before we start, I want you to know that I'm a strict vegetarian."

Permalink Reply by MacSpruce on February 8, 2020 at 7:02pm

"You really remind me of my mother / father."

Permalink Reply by MacSpruce on February 8, 2020 at 8:17pm

I can't get off unless you scream "Surrender Dorothy!"

Permalink Reply by Ian on February 10, 2020 at 8:50pm

"You know nothing works down there since the war right?"

Permalink Reply by Ian on February 10, 2020 at 8:54pm

"Is there any way we can make you look and sound more like Sarah Silverman?"

Permalink Reply by JJJ23 on March 19, 2020 at 8:01am

I get it.

Permalink Reply by Ian on February 10, 2020 at 8:57pm

"Four more years!"

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