"All about the Benjamins??!! Fuuuu....."
Rhumba'd > scored. Discoed > banged. Twerked > laminectomized.
Mediocrity's modern music's mantra? Belieb it!
Mittens—you had me at hello, kitty.
Bessie? Constantly milking her lactose intolerance!
Under Obamacare, fetal distress's fetal malcontent.
"And—Six-Word Killer's name is..."
"Privates! 'Assless chaps' aren't considered 'mufti'."
"Earthmen! Take me to your Bieber!"
Alzheimers helps me forget my ebola.