Rumor has it that Hemingway was challenged to write a sad story in six words. For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn. That's the saddest story I've ever heard. I challenge you to write the funniest story in six words.
Left sheets streaked to end relationship.
Stripper winked. Who's loaning me money?
Stole the keg. Forgot the tap.
Out of coke. Gonna call sponser.
Rubbed it raw. Thanks Remy LaCroix.