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Rumor has it that Hemingway was challenged to write a sad story in six words. For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn. That's the saddest story I've ever heard. I challenge you to write the funniest story in six words.
Left sheets streaked to end relationship.
Stripper winked. Who's loaning me money?
Stole the keg. Forgot the tap.
Out of coke. Gonna call sponser.
Rubbed it raw. Thanks Remy LaCroix.

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Hookers bend over backwards for customers

Went Home. Got Laid. Wrong House.

Wheelchair rolled off of the pier

Wife been fucking a Polar bear

My dick fell down the drain

Two dogs, one cup, your lunch

My bad. Thought she was older.
Shot for the stars. Hit foot.
The pull out method didn't work.
Which part IS the nude beach?
Kentucky. We have the Creation Museum.

Man sues self, going to appeal.

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