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Ten Things You Can Do With 100 Super-Balls:

1. Let them loose in the tub for the ultimate back massage.

2. Confuse chickens by replacing their eggs with super-balls.

3. Let them loose down rain gutters to flush out (and freak-out) spiders and small vermin.

4. Play Super-Ball Baseball with any sort of stick or bat shaped object.

5. Put them in a candy dish at a party.

6. Take video as you release them onto a busy public sidewalk.

7. Throw a ball at anyone you see texting & driving/bicycling/walking in the street.

8. Give them away to friends at your leisure.

9. Create a new paint-spatter technique that rivals the works of Jackson Pollock.

10. Bounce them.

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"The next day he was sick as a dog."
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"Must find Mike Meyers address...and a gun."
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"Vin Diesel selecting the track list for next Fast And Furious soundtrack"
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Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #300
"Wow! you're right Father McMurphy!! I can see right through your clothes!!"
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"The show sucked after Skeeter quit drinking."
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1 Police Academy Award Nominations:

Police Academy Award Nominations:

Added by KariGrant on February 24, 2015

2 Those Were Different Times #299

Those Were Different Times #299

Added by mellowpuma on February 16, 2015

3 2015 Oscar Rejects

2015 Oscar Rejects

Added by KariGrant on February 22, 2015

4 Dr. Evil Surfs n' Daydreams *GIF*

Dr. Evil Surfs n' Daydreams *GIF*

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