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The next person to donate $75 or more to CW receives the 2008 DVD Strange Wilderness & Zathura & Shawshank +100 Super-Balls! (some with smiley faces, some abstract)   UPDATE: We're further sweetening the pot with 3 more titles on DVD: Smiley Face & Ghostbusters & Rushmore!

Thank You theDIRTYmidget for your recent generous contribution.  I'm sure everyone will eventually follow your lead!  (He donated before the Prize Pot was even implemented!)

Thank You 38chrysler for your recent generous contribution.  (He elected to let the prize pot remain for the next contributor!)

Thank You FroDoh! for your recent generous contribution.  (He also elected to let the prize pot remain for the next contributor!)

(NOTE: The 6 DVD + 100 Super-balls Prize is STILL AVAILABLE TO THE NEXT PERSON WHO DONATES $75 or more to Comedy Whirled)

Ten Things You Can Do With 100 Super-Balls:

1. Let them loose in the tub for the ultimate back massage.

2. Confuse chickens by replacing their eggs with super-balls.

3. Let them loose down rain gutters to flush out (and freak-out) spiders and small vermin.

4. Play Super-Ball Baseball with any sort of stick or bat shaped object.

5. Put them in a candy dish at a party.

6. Take video as you release them onto a busy public sidewalk.

7. Throw a ball at anyone you see texting & driving/bicycling/walking in the street.

8. Give them away to friends at your leisure.

9. Create a new paint-spatter technique that rivals the works of Jackson Pollock.

10. Bounce them.

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Rosedude commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 04-24-2015
""I would have gone public sooner, but I didn't have the balls.""
32 minutes ago
Shag commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 04-24-2015
"..... because my cock looks strange when I wear my leotards."
1 hour ago
Shag commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 04-24-2015
"The smell of Vagisil turns me on."
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Shag commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 04-24-2015
"My ass hurts so much from being poked that I just thought that I'd relieve the pressure."
1 hour ago
Shag commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 04-24-2015
"My dick doesn't get hard anymore, so I figured that I didn't need it."
1 hour ago
Shag commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 04-24-2015
"..... because I really love the smell of tuna."
1 hour ago
Shag commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 04-24-2015
"Well, you see, I got tired of fart jokes. And, we all know that women don't fart ..... they poot. Tell me, how many poot jokes have you heard?"
1 hour ago
Shag commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 04-24-2015
"...... because I saw a rainbow."
1 hour ago
Shag commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 04-24-2015
"....... because I like vagina so much that I wanted my very own. "
1 hour ago
Shag commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 04-24-2015
"....... because I'm tired of scratching my balls when I wake up."
1 hour ago
Shag commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 04-24-2015
"..... because I'm in love with Ellen, and she really likes vagina."
1 hour ago
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 04-24-2015
""To be honest, I'm just trying to keep up with the Kardashians.""
5 hours ago
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 04-24-2015
""Please, pull my finger.  It's the only way I can fart ever since the operation.""
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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 04-24-2015
""After this final round of plastic surgery, Michael Jackson will have nothing on me!""
5 hours ago
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 04-24-2015
"Why am I doing this?  Once my sex tape leaks in a few months, it'll all make perfect sense.""
5 hours ago
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 04-24-2015
""Is the Kardashians the most embarrassing I've ever done in the public eye?  Have you ever seen Battle of the Network Stars?""
5 hours ago
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 04-24-2015
""Damn it, I knew I should have chosen Barbra Walters instead.""
5 hours ago
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 04-24-2015
"Bruce Gender"
5 hours ago
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 04-24-2015
7 hours ago
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 04-24-2015
""I'm gonna be undergoing a delicate process known as Elastic Sirgery.""
7 hours ago

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Take your stinking hands off me you damn dirty appendage.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damage report.

Batches??? we don't need no steenking batches of cookies!!!

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You'll get it, because you're cool and you have big hands!

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4 19 Cabbage Patch Kids & Condoms

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