Nations Criminal Defense Attorneys brushing up on their Knock-Knock jokes following George Zimmermans Acquittal -MadAdam



Miss Utah 2013 appointed superintendent of Utah’s public school system so she can get started on her goal to “create education more better”




James Gandolfini confirmed dead....as the Italians say, "Rest In Pieces" my friend......He will be laid to rest in the East River later this week....




Jason Collins announces he is gay. Demands trade to team with “fierce colored” uniform…. Something in a periwinkle or goldenrod!




Reverend Al Sharpton planning to March on Vatican in hopes they'll "pick a black guy next time!"



Ben Affleck’s bowel movement caught on film, already nominated for next year’s Best Picture - Groucho




Jodi Arias sets new Guinness Record for number of times someone can stab a Mormon in the back & shoot him in the face in under 1 minute  -Buttermilk




Queen Elizabeth spotted shopping for diapers. Then after she finished shopping for Philip, she made her way over to the baby aisle to browse for a rattle - Groucho




Tallest woman on the planet dies at age 39. Witnesses say her last word was "timber"