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Mobilize

Imagine That

Gun size

by MacSpruce The biggest dicks have the smallest ones.

Cornered rat

by MacSpruce The vermin be squirmin'.

Fake President

by MacSpruce The REAL Fake

Alienator

by MacSpruce A Xenomorph for Donald
 

...............................LIVE BREAKING BAD NEWS.........................NOW THAT OUR GOVERNMENT HAS FINALLY REVEALED THAT THEY'VE BEEN LYING TO US ABOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE OF ALIEN CRAFT VISITATION WE ARE LEFT WITH THE BURNING QUESTION:..............NOW THAT WE ALL KNOW FOR A FACT THAT SOME UFOS ARE INDEED CRAFT FROM OUTSIDE OUR SYSTEM WHAT WILL WE DO DIFFERENTLY DURING THE COURSE OF AN AVERAGE DAY?................PLAN ON SKIPPING TO WORK?..........THINK TWICE, AS SURELY OUR AWARENESS OF THEIR EXISTENCE WILL TRIGGER EVEN MORE VISITATIONS AND THUS REDUCE OUR OVERALL GRAVITATIONAL PULL, CAUSING YOU TO FLOAT UP INTO ORBIT IF YOU SKIP TOO EARNESTLY..................TO FIND THE RAT, TAIL THE CAT...............................GO BACK TO WORK......................

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Ian commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-07-2021
""I don't want to be reincarnated as a pizza!""
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Ian commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-13-2021
""What is that banjo music I hear?""
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Ian commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-13-2021
""Get me the leaf blower with unlimited power!""
3 hours ago
Ian commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-13-2021
""Look who has the high ground now Kenobi!""
3 hours ago
MacSpruce commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-07-2021
"A bit late to be reading the fine print on that deal you signed with Louis Cypher."
11 hours ago
MacSpruce commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-07-2021
"“They say it’s a killer script.”"
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MacSpruce commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-01-2021
"The Sanskrit-language mantra for this practice goes:  Ai wan na bonk ai van ka, ai wan na bonk ai van ka, ai wan na bonk ai van ka, …"
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Rodney Dean commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-29-2021
"Things are pretty good during summer break Grampa. But unlike you, the kids don't get off lawn when I yell at them. "
21 hours ago

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