In my experience, the world's divided into two kinds of people. Those who divide the world into two kinds of people...
a cat walks into a buchershop, bragging about how high he can jump.
the bartender gets sick of listening to him go on, and offers him a wager:
"if you can jump up and touch one of these hunks of meat, you can have it, but if you miss it, you have to buy one for everyone in here".
the cat scratches his chin, and thinks about it.
"hmm, no, sorry the steaks are too high".
What is a pirates favorite letter of the…
You got your noun and then you stick -er than a mother fucker on the end. Go!
I've been doing this on Open Mic and I thought I'd make a thing for it here and if anyone else wants to do some. So here's this.
pitch a tent pole movie francise? yes, do it. why haven't you done it yet?
Change one word in a scary movie that makes it not scary
Donald Trump Happy Thanksgiving
Trump Scared by Uncle Giggles Flintstone
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