"Featuring the Yiddish hit, "Somewhere Oy Vey, the Rainbow."

"That hot waitress batted her membrane at me."

"Thanks, Ger. Croak is also nice!"

"Why, that's a-polling!"

"Great spot for a lemonade stand, though. "

"… nor your father's Oldsmobile."

"Thanks, Kari! "

"A year ago scores of people were killed or wounded by a gunman at the country music festival in Las Vegas. This month a dozen people were gunned down in a country-western bar in Thousand Oaks, Ca. Maybe it's time to talk about clamping down on…"