...............................LIVE BREAKING BAD NEWS.........................NOW THAT OUR GOVERNMENT HAS FINALLY REVEALED THAT THEY'VE BEEN LYING TO US ABOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE OF ALIEN CRAFT VISITATION WE ARE LEFT WITH THE BURNING QUESTION:..............NOW THAT WE ALL KNOW FOR A FACT THAT SOME UFOS ARE INDEED CRAFT FROM OUTSIDE OUR SYSTEM WHAT WILL WE DO DIFFERENTLY DURING THE COURSE OF AN AVERAGE DAY?................PLAN ON SKIPPING TO WORK?..........THINK TWICE, AS SURELY OUR AWARENESS OF THEIR EXISTENCE WILL TRIGGER EVEN MORE VISITATIONS AND THUS REDUCE OUR OVERALL GRAVITATIONAL PULL, CAUSING YOU TO FLOAT UP INTO ORBIT IF YOU SKIP TOO EARNESTLY..................TO FIND THE RAT, TAIL THE CAT...............................GO BACK TO WORK......................