Ok, here's a game. Back when there were video stores you'd see Steven Seagal movies and a lot of the time on the box it would say Steven Seagal is Under Siege or Above the Law or whatever the title of the movie was. So the game Steven Seagal is... and then a funny movie title. (correction: those movie boxes didn't have the word is, but they looked like they could have. you get it.)
Remember Fatheads? They're the life size sticker posters for ruining a whole wall. Usually sports stars. So, the idea is funny fatheads, they can be of anyone or thing doing whatever stuff you'd have them do. Go!!!