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The next person to donate $75 or more to CW receives the 2008 DVD Strange Wilderness & Zathura & Shawshank +100 Super-Balls! (some with smiley faces, some abstract) UPDATE: We're further sweetening the pot with 3 more titles on DVD: Smiley Face & Ghostbusters & Rushmore!
Thank You theDIRTYmidget for your recent generous contribution. I'm sure everyone will eventually follow your lead! (He donated before the Prize Pot was even implemented!)
(NOTE: The 6 DVD + 100 Super-balls Prize is STILL AVAILABLE TO THE NEXT PERSON WHO DONATES $75 or more to Comedy Whirled)
Ten Things You Can Do With 100 Super-Balls:
1. Let them loose in the tub for the ultimate back massage.
2. Confuse chickens by replacing their eggs with super-balls.
3. Let them loose down rain gutters to flush out (and freak-out) spiders and small vermin.
4. Play Super-Ball Baseball with any sort of stick or bat shaped object.
5. Put them in a candy dish at a party.
6. Take video as you release them onto a busy public sidewalk.
7. Throw a ball at anyone you see texting & driving/bicycling/walking in the street.
8. Give them away to friends at your leisure.
9. Create a new paint-spatter technique that rivals the works of Jackson Pollock.
10. Bounce them.
Other similar Indian Names
Laughs with Hyenas
Cha Cha's with Beavers
Poops with the Skunks
Sleeps with the Sheeps
Alter a famous movie quote
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to diet
Kid, the next time I say "Let's go someplace like Bolivia" lets go some place like Bolivia Newton Johns house.
Take your stinking hands off me you damn dirty appendage.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damage report.
Batches??? we don't need no steenking batches of cookies!!!
Love means never having to say you're impotent
Black anus steak
You'll get it, because you're cool and you have big hands!
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